Welcome to the most underground restaurant in the world! Where the steak is cooked in a pit 300 feet below the earth's surface.
Subterranean Steak is a place where you can find the perfect steak, cooked to your liking, with a side of geological stress relief prophets.
Our chef, a renowned geologist, will guide you through the process of selecting the perfect steak, from the depths of the prophets' favorite mines.
Don't forget to try our signature "Tectonic T-Bone" - a 3-day-cooked-in-magma, 10-ton-pressured-broiled-to-perfection T-bone, served on a bed of fossilized dinosaur eggs.
Visit us today, and discover the hidden treasures of the subterranean world! Check out our map to see all our subterranean locations! Learn more about our dinosaur steakhouse! Meet our geological stress relief prophets!